BRIGHTEST TULLE IN THE SHED

Ok so I know I'm jumpin' around a bit here but I have an unnervingly clogged highway of inspiration just dying to be expressed. I can't control what makes it to my keyboard first... so just bare with me. Besides, this is my site, I make the rules! Onward to Spring '08! (whether you like it or not (this meeting has now been adjourned (!!))) Think Sixteen Candles discovers the Crayola Box for the first time (and only the frightening shades that you used when you were six) Now I'm not trying to be pessimistic, I'm more or less being as descriptively accurate as possible. What else am I supposed to determine when nauseating amounts of tulle and satin bows sashay down the catwalks. Revenge of the Easter Eggs!!! Accompanied by a sudden urge to go indulge in a generously frosted cupcake?! (no wonder they call it Pepto Pink) I digress; Betsey Johnson did a fabulous job of tickling this fly under the arm (i.e. dirty and delicate job done right) This is a tough trend and has to be done the right way or it could easily end up in a disastrous heap of bad memories from the eighties as Cyndi Lauper's She Bop resounds in the background. The key to this look is feminine intrigue (and plenty of space so you don't suffocate any small children or animals with your mass quantities of ruffled netting) You want people to have an initial uneasy response to pique their interest. Kind of like an itch you just can't scratch. You can't seem to ignore it until you slake the irritation. But once you learn to appreciate it's potential, you wont be able to get enough. Not a snowball's chance in hell you say... try to work with me (remember? OPEN MIND!) Once again this is Spring '08 were talking about here and I anticipate this trend to carry out for the next couple years (yes, a plague of Chickenpox kind of itch) So I would advise investing in a pair of sheer ruffled socks (to go with your peep-toed pumps) along with a cocktail dress adorned puffed sleeves and/or layers of gossamer synthetics.

TRAPEZE PLEASE!

Mmm ooo ahhhh hello, (just finishing my second lunch). Thank you for all your positive feedback! It was riveting reading some of the responses I received. I was sweating with interest while reviewing your comments/concerns. It was what you didn’t say rather than what you did that whet my aforementioned whistle. But let’s cut to the chase, what we are in need of is a quick synopsis of Fall '07 must haves. Cause lets face it a couple weeks from now spring '08 will make it's debut. First and foremost; The Shapeless Shift. This silhouette is hot hot hot for this season. I know you're probably thinking "Christa, didn't you say previously that it's all about curves and shape?!" Now before you spiral into an immutable state of confusion let me clarify; lately fashion has been all about extremes. By that I mean ankle-biting cigarette jeans to wide leg trousers; Gunny sackesque tent dresses to clothes drowning in structure circa Marie Antoinette era; Slate and murky grays with offensively bright pops of color...the list goes on but I'll assume you get where I'm going with this. Anyhoo, back to business, think dramatically dropped waistline or the maternity friendly trapeze. Do always pair either of theses lovelies with gray tights and some ankle booties. Places to retrieve these highly coveted items you ask? Well, here's a few of my personal favs: Enjoy:) http://www.shopbop.com/, http://www.revolveclothing.com/, http://shop.nordstrom.com/

HIP, HIPS, HOORAY!

Hips hips hips! Time to ship out your shape and embrace a trend that celebrates curves! Some of you have some serious pent up angst in regards to the mere thought of adding more to the dreaded undulating bits that you're trying so desperately to shed. Fret not; I understand this style might not be for all and I do agree that more is not always a good thing, BUUUUT, 'tis the season to rock what you already got and take advantage of a trend that accentuates a part of the female form that so many women are always trying to find clever ways to hide. What with there being all this excess space in the uh, how shall I put this delicately, haunchel region (?) it works favorably for those whom possess the means to fill it. Bad news for those who have a strait-on-all-sides-boy-body like myself. Being the Fearless Fashionista that I am, it will take more than a lack of voluptuousity to stop me from sporting these bellowing fashions that are sprouting up in stores quicker than a new Starbucks location. Which is also a factor that sparked my concern. I definitely recommend investing in "a" piece as part of updating your wardrobe for the Fall season, but don't buy anything too pricey because tends that are quick come in more than likely quick to go out. Good tip at hand, if you're noticing department stores OD'ing on a certain look chances are it will probably only last for one season. Fresh fashion is always in high demand. All the more reason to get out of your college sweatshirt and GAP (oops, I meant GAG) jeans comfort-zone and venture to new widths. At least humor me and make it to the dressing room with a buxom skirt in hand and an OPEN MIND. And don't bring your friend who frequents the knee length denim skirt that's "so cute and goes with everything" (unless you're pentecostal, that ain't hot!) You'll end up asking her "what do you think?" She'll reply with a cringe and advise strongly against it. Then only to usher you over to a pair of adorable white capris. This is when you bolt for the door and leave her at the mall... she is not your friend... at least not your shopping friend. Never be afraid to ask a sales associate for help. They are usually in tune with what's hot for the season and more than eager to offer their services. But be mindful that some of them do work on commission. So if you notice that they "absolutely love!!!" everything you're trying on when you know, that you know (that you know) the new Marc Jacobs shift looks like the end of the world twice over you may want to reconsider and seek a more unbiased opinion.

HELP IS HERE!

Attention all ye reluctant and unawares! Fall is here and sweater sets are no longer acceptable! Nor have they been for the past six years. So stuff an extra Victoria's Secret catalog (since they're always of abundance) in your Rio cut cotton briefs and prepare for a fashion flogging you who planned on donning your pair of three season old Ugg boots and Abarfcrombie destroyed denim mini. Ok, maybe that's a bit too conventional... this also goes out to all of you who argue that comfort is what really matters (my ASS Aerosol has a gladiator sandal comparable to Michael Kors!!!) and are secretly excited that high-waisted tapered jeans are making a come back. That does NOT suddenly deem you stylish by default. Now I understand that facing the truth can be quite painful (I know you're probably thinking expensive as well) Not to fear! Heed my words and I will shed some light on those dark parts of the closet were your fashion skeletons reside. Or whatever the worry, I’m here to help. please feel free to contact me with questions/concerns/comments.